Reptile smugglers

Members of a reptile smuggling ring have been arrested in Indiana. Further proof that when reptiles are outlawed, only outlaws will have reptiles. In related news, Indiana’s DNR officers are pansies — in reference to a 7 foot poisonous black mamba: “We’ll get every snake out except that one. We don’t even look at the box. That’s how bad it is.”

2 Comments

  1. caitlin:

    your show is sooo funny what days and times is it on? well got to go bye.

  2. Neo:

    I have a show? Wow! Why didn’t anyone tell me? :)

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