Pesky alien problems getting you down?
Now, you too can protect yourself from mind-reading aliens while making a fashion statement (“I look like a dork wearing this!”) at the same time with your own thought screen helmet! Perhaps the most convincing proof of its effectiveness: “Since January 2000 aliens have not taken any abductees while they were wearing thought screen helmets using Velostat shielding.” Of course, aliens didn’t take any abductees who weren’t wearing stupid-looking helmets, either. Also, while at the site, be sure to brush up on your knowledge of alien weaknessess.
neomail kicks my ass kthxbi.
omg, that is just too much! hahahahah!!! where do you find these things?!
the thought screen helmet is for real and so are alien abductions.
See Michael Menkin’s new website, aliensandchildren.org
It will scare the shit out of you.
Michael Menkin
stopabductions.com
i too have made a thought screen device. it consists of a rubbish bag filled with sand which is worn around the neck, since i started wearing it i have also never been abducted by aliens, amazing! email me with your credit details and ill send you ,your very own thought screen sand!!! for a low price of $13.99 +70.50P&H
i used the amazing thought screen sand and was thrilled with the result!! i have went down from a size 14,oops i mean, my alien abductions have decreased by 200% yes 200% that means now i can finaly start abducting aliens back! its great, they never see me coming anymore! woopie
i have used the alien helmet. i discovered it worked like crap. in fact it attracted aliens. the first day i wore it i got 13 calls from alins, 9 sightings, one abbduction, 12 probings and a partrige in apear tree.