No more co-ed homework sessions
British parents: next time young Nigel heads out to his girlfriend’s house to “study”, you might want to ask which subject they’re working on. Britain’s Department of Education has decided that handing out contraceptives to kids isn’t cutting down teen pregnancies enough. The solution? Asking them to consider oral sex instead. That should do the trick.
It’ll be especially helpful in fighting sexually transmitted diseases, too. Next up — an upgrade of the standard school condom distribution to include some fun fruit flavors as well, no doubt.
According to the article, a Department of Health spokeswoman stated “Oral sex is one of the ’stopping points’ on the road to intercourse,” denying the advice would encourage sexual activity among kids. “Another ’stopping point’ is to hold hands,” she added. “Stopping points?” “Road to intercourse?” Interesting choice of analogy. Maybe we should start giving kids sexual vacation planners, covering every scenic overlook and tourist trap with stops at various places along I-69, and culminating, of course, in Intercourse, Pennsylvania (ironically in Amish country).
The logic is staggering.
Jeremy McMasters III:
I have been to Intercourse PA many times………
March 21, 2003, 2:07 pm